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Christmas
Oh snap! (red) — $2.50 +
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full! — $2.50 +
I’ll give you a lick of my candy cane — $2.50 +
It was the dog — $2.50 +
I know you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but I’m a little tied up right now — $2.50 +
Ho ho holy shit I’m hungry — $2.50 +
Hallelujah. Holy shit where’s the Tylenol? — $2.50 +
Gangsta Wrapper — $2.50 +
Fuck off. I mean Merry Christmas (red) — $2.50 +
Don’t be a prick, Santa’s watching — $2.50 +
Dead inside but festive — $2.50 +
Canadian winter checklist — $2.50 +