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Out of all the balls in the world, I’m glad I came out of yours. Happy Father’s Day - DIGITAL — $5
Home is where I enjoy this coffee seven times because my kids are assholes. — $2.50 +
Behind every bad bitch is a car seat — $2.50 +
My brain has way too many tabs open... — $2.50 +
I’m not a snack, I’m a happy meal. I come with toys and kids. — $2.50 +
Happy Father’s from your #1 swimmer — $2.50 +
The only iron dad knows how to use - DIGITAL — $5
Sorry I ruined your body with my big head…Happy Mother’s Day! - DIGITAL — $5
I know being a mother can be a bit of a drag sometimes - DIGITAL — $5
I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids. - DIGITAL — $5
Tigertastic dad! — $2.50 +
Warning - retired person on premise — $2.50 +