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Choppin’ wood in the trailer hood — $2.50 +
The best days are spent taking naps in the trailer — $2.50 +
I have to be successful because I like expensive shit — $2.50 +
I drink coffee and I know things — $2.50 +
Have a nice day — $2.50 +
Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now — $2.50 +
Let’s pretend I like cooking. You pretend it tastes good — $2.50 +
Santa baby, slip a Rip under the tree for me — $2.50 +
Forget elf on the shelf, I’ll take Rip with a whip — $2.50 +
Merry Schittmas! — $2.50 +
Well paint me green and call me a pickle because I’m done dealing with this shit — $2.50 +
The Griswold’s Family Christmas. Est. 1989 “The hap hap happiest Christmas” — $2.50 +