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I was told to go take a hike so here I am — $2.50 +
Proud member of CA Camper’s Anonymous — $2.50 +
Save animals, eat people (bear) — $2.50 +
Save animals, eat people — $2.50 +
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I can slap eight people at once — $2.50 +
Coffee makes me feel less murdery — $2.50 +
I never said I would die without coffee. I said others may die — $2.50 +
I’m great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time — $2.50 +
Look at the bags under my eyes. They’re designer (blonde hair) — $2.50 +
If it involves a bra or pants, I’m not going (blonde hair) — $2.50 +
I hate it when I’m at work and I suddenly lose my will to live — $2.50 +
Fuck (you, this, that, it, them, everything) - 20oz skinny — $7