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I do what I want (brown dachshund) — $2.50 +
People like you is the reason why middle fingers exist — $2.50 +
Don’t interrupt me when I’m reading smut - DIGITAL — $5
Stop staring at my packages - DIGITAL — $5
Perfect timing, I just made a cup of shut the fuck up tumbler wrap - 20oz skinny DIGITAL — $5
Look at all that bullshit DIGITAL — $5
Fuck (you, this, that, it, them, everything) - 20oz skinny — $7
Sorry, no habla fucktardo — $2.50 +
Nuts about you dad! Happy Father’s Day — $2.50 +
My crystal ball says you’re full of shit — $2.50 +
Enough with the fuckery — $2.50 +
I’m having déjà moo... — $2.50 +