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Fuck everything hurts DIGITAL — $5
Even though I’m not from your sack, I know you’ll always have my back - DIGITAL — $5
Don’t be a twatwaffle - DIGITAL — $5
Buckle up buttercup, you just flipped my bitch switch - DIGITAL — $5
Back off or I will shank you with my horn...eventually - DIGITAL — $5
Awkwardly majestic (fallen flamingo) - DIGITAL — $5
Alexa make me coffee - DIGITAL — $5
Alexa bake me pumpkin donuts... - DIGITAL — $5
Let’s get toasted — $2.50 +
I have a good heart, but this mouth — $2.50 +
Don’t get me started bitch because I don’t come with brakes — $2.50 +
Made with love and some other shit — $2.50 +