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I’d slap you but shit splatters — $2.50 +
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal — $2.50 +
Baked — $2.50 +
Gotta love a good pole dance — $2.50 +
Alexa bake me pumpkin donuts... — $2.50 +
There's not enough sage in the world for this shit — $2.50 +
The only B.S. I need is beaches and sunshine — $2.50 +
Out of all the balls in the world, I’m glad I came out of yours. Happy Father’s Day — $2.50 +
Even though I’m not from your sack, I know you’ll always have my back. Happy Father’s Day — $2.50 +
Easily distracted by peckers — $2.50 +
You don’t amuse me — $2.50 +
Warning - retired person on premise — $2.50 +