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My crystal ball says you’re fucked - DIGITAL — $5
Kindly fuck off - DIGITAL — $5
Found these in my pocket, it’s for you (sloth giving middle finger) DIGITAL — $5
(Cup of) shut the fuck up - DIGITAL — $5
(Cup of) get shit done - DIGITAL — $5
Fuck (you, this, that, it, them, everything) - 20oz skinny — $7
Love is in the air. Yeah? Well my shit’s in the litter box — $2.50 +
Yes, I run. Out of money, patience, and fucks — $2.50 +
You have more dick in your personality than in your pants — $2.50 +
Just writing down your bullshit — $2.50 +
Gnome on a throne — $2.50 +
Looks like you made it on Santa's shit list — $2.50 +