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He sees you when you’re pooping — $2.50 +
Being naughty gets you crap — $2.50 +
Being naughty gets you shit — $2.50 +
Santa’s shit list — $2.50 +
2021 can fuck off — $2.50 +
Fuck off. I mean Merry Christmas — $2.50 +
Santa only comes once a year — $2.50 +
Holiday bullshit — $2.50 +
Stop staring at my packages — $2.50 +
It won’t be a silent night once I give you my big gift — $2.50 +
I’ll sugar your cookies — $2.50 +
I’ve got a large package for you — $2.50 +