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Be mine? NO. — $1.79 +
Your chocolates are in the litter box — $1.79 +
Love is in the air. Yeah? Well my shit’s in the litter box — $1.79 +
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate everyone but you — $1.79 +
Don’t rush me, I’m waiting for the last possible minute — $1.79 +
Yes, I run. Out of money, patience, and fucks — $1.79 +
You have more dick in your personality than in your pants — $1.79 +
Sorry to burst your bubble — $1.79 +
Wouldn’t this pot look great smashed across your forehead? — $1.79 +
Why I’d be delighted to put my needs last again — $1.79 +
The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it. — $1.79 +
The Art of: How about NO — $1.79 +