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Don’t get me started bitch because I don’t come with brakes - DIGITAL — $3.70
A wise woman one said, “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after tumbler wrap - 20oz skinny - DIGITAL — $3.70
Buckle up buttercup, you just flipped my bitch switch — $1.85 +
My life can be summed up in one sentence. “Well, that didn’t go as fucking planned.” — $1.85 +
Don’t be a twatwaffle — $1.85 +
Don’t be a thundercunt — $1.85 +
Home is where I enjoy this coffee seven times because my kids are assholes. — $1.85 +
Perfect timing, I just added a pinch of shut the fuck up — $1.85 +
My goodness, that was close. I almost gave a damn — $1.85 +
It’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass — $1.85 +
Papa's little shits — $1.85 +
Happy Father’s from your #1 swimmer — $1.85 +