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My crystal ball says you’re full of shit — $1.84 +
My crystal ball says you’re fucked — $1.84 +
Gettin’ down with my Ho’s — $1.84 +
Even tarot cards can read through your bullshit — $1.84 +
Even a crystal ball can see through your bullshit — $1.84 +
You’ve been a very naughty girl - DIGITAL — $3.68
You’re my favorite asshole DIGITAL — $3.68
You’re my favorite asshole (with border) DIGITAL — $3.68
You have more dick in your personality than in your pants - DIGITAL — $3.68
Yes, I run. Out of money, patience, and fucks - DIGITAL — $3.68
Why don’t you ask your mom if I’m real - DIGITAL — $3.68
Santa loves his Ho Ho Ho’s - DIGITAL — $3.68